A Toddler’s Guide to Quarantine: Part II

Toddlers really know how to grab life by the balls. One moment they’re making pine cone and leaf soup, the next moment they are rearranging your living room to create a freeway for their cars.

Even after an IV of caffeine straight to the veins you would not be half as energetic as a toddler at 7  am. They are bright-eyed and bushy tailed from the get-go and they stop for nothing, not even to poop in the toilet. Nope. Pooping in your pants and having a giant turd actively trying to escape from your sweats is preferable to putting down your legos and sitting on the toilet for five minutes.

The thing about life before the pandemic is that it was also very busy, but easier to take all that busy energy out of the house and into sing-alongs, the toy corner at the local cafe, the Children’s Museum, etc.

Now everything happens here!

Luckily for me, my toddler has agreed to take a break from his busy agenda and be a guest writer on his mother’s blog again–to talk about all the things (except sitting on the toilet) that have been keeping him busy in quarantine. Thanks kid!

 

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Sometimes when my parents aren’t looking I take utensils from the dish rack (I can finally reach it now!). And if they are looking I just ask for the utensils over and over again, which has a pretty high success rate. And then I prop the utensils against the wall to make a tunnel for my cars.

 

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Sometimes I’ll use half of the furniture in the living room to make an elevated freeway for my cars.

 

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Take a trip in your rocket ship! Make sure to pack the most important items, like, you never know when a slotted spoon will come in handy. Also, your parents might think your rocket ship is a box. Don’t let them confuse you.

 

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I really enjoy cooking. There’s nothing like sharing a home-cooked meal with your favorite stuffed animals. This is a new recipe I’ve been experimenting with. The pine cone and basil leaves are locally sourced and the Triceratops had a free-roaming, grass-fed existence.

 

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I’m always busy at 7 pm.

 

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I like to take my cars off-roading and my other toys like to feel the soil beneath their feet.

 

At any rate, I don’t know if you have a toddler at home, but if they are getting bored maybe you can suggest the above-mentioned activities. They seem to work for bored parents, too. Or maybe I’m just going crazy.

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